Bienvenido a Miami...

Have you ever caught a flight after a 12 hour binge? Well my advice is definitely don’t its truly awful… let me paint you a picture.

We decided to leave our hotel at 5pm on Saturday evening and go for drinks just south of Harlem based of a Google search for “top 10 student bars in New York”. After having a couple in various establishments a couple of Indian chaps said we really needed to be at Bleaker and McDougal, they were right. Bleaker and McDougal had a eclectic mix of comedy clubs, beer pong competitions and sports bars showing football (I really hope Rayne Wooney is alright :S… jokes). One place in particular is still heavily engrained onto the inside of my nostrils as it had the disgusting yet intriguing smell of a bile rich sick and generic sherbet.

After Jack offended an entire Hen do we headed to the glamorously entitled “Meat Packing” area which was much of the same and that’s where we stayed until 5am.

Key highlights of the night include:

Jack makes friends with a fellow polish

 

Tristan and Jack experience different emotions

Jack specifically orders “chips” from a Mexican food cart… and gets this

Anyway slight mental detour there, as I was saying we have been on this flight and I was hanging out of my arse, like right out, but we have landed safely with some turbulence due to the storm but alright overall. As a side point, why do Americans clap when the plane lands, its one of those things that some needs to stop, I felt embarrassed as human to be near such gay activity.

Anyway, we landed, but I think we must have been the only plane that did because the airport was like a Roosters during Ramadad and we were greeted with this hilarious display, 555 flights in and out of Miami cancelled.

 

Got to our hotel and some funny bugger had stuck fag packet sized sticky bar codes to BOTH our backs, I don’t know when it happened, why we were targeted or who did but fair play to you sir!

So we are in Miami, sorry to go round the house explaining that that is where we are but we are here. Now as an experiment please watch some of the video below:

Now watch this video:

See it is exactly the same

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